Putting cream in the Coffee

The act of a white male having vaginal sex with and black female.

Yeah last night me and Shantay went at it putting cream in the coffee.

by Wellwrittenporn November 20, 2016

maple cream cookie

A woman who gets a Cream-Pie from a Canadian male

I went up to Canada and totally got a Maple Cream Cookie . I had to take a Plan B the next day...

by Bfreeky December 1, 2016

cream filled bus

When you jizz in her bum so much she start leaking

"To dude I just gave Stacy's mom a cream filled bus!!"
"Dude sick did she have it going on?"
"Ya dude but she look like you could pitch a tent in there so she stared leakin like a faucet"

by Swaggle McDagnasty January 29, 2016

Australian Monkey Cream

The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.

I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!

"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."

by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018

Sour cream taco

When u bout to nut but you pull out and come ON her pussy instead of IN her pussy

"Dude, you fucked Rebecca. What you do?"
"Nigga i sour cream taco'd her"
"Damn dude , you lucky"
"I know"

by Bacach April 18, 2018

mudpie cream special

When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.

Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently

by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018