couch chip

that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.

bad idea.

Person 1: "I just a couch chip"
Person 2: "Oh fuck"

by BigManDouggieGExceptTheGIsLL March 28, 2023

Chip Giver

old men who give free chips to unsuspecting teens.

Jimmy got caught by the chip giver yesterday.

by Chip taker May 31, 2024

dookie chips

The stuff that is left after small pieces of dookie stick to your arse and become crusty

I have so many dookie chips

by Ballsackbeater74 June 9, 2024

Chip

A dipshit, an asshole. Probably works in HR for a gas station.

Bro, you are dumber than a sack of sweaty Chip!

by eat me loser June 15, 2024

Chip

Kill someone.

You should chip a nigga and throw the blower in his lap — Kendrick Lamar

by lazarusinhell June 23, 2024

Too much sauce on the chips

Too much weed in the zute

I can’t smoke that there too much sauce on the chips

by How about it July 4, 2024

Buy Me Chip

When Nadi wants chip, he go to mall, and he buy chip. But he gets ash to buy him chip for 2 buk.

Yo Asher come to mall and Buy Me Chip

by Mista Yandere July 23, 2024