a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing
by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021
Get the window licking paste eater mug.A window shopper is a well known person or famous idol that ignores their fans' messages or any time someone reaches out to them.
Person A: "I like this music artist! I'll direct message them to praise their work!"
Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
by PacifistDool3r June 29, 2021
Get the Window-Shopper mug.When it’s so hot and there’s no AC in ur room so you lowk get ur girlfriend on all fours, spread their buttcheeks and let their keister blow hot wind in your face
by box.lunch January 22, 2026
Get the Florida Window Unit mug.I had no way of knowing the window closed against your will. It hurts to know those message logs are gone... reading them made me fall for you even more, piece by piece. Even if your definitions still stand there as echoes, I miss the voice that spoke only to me.
When the silence came there too, I thought you chose to stop. I waited for a sign, fearing we might lose each other in the digital void without meaning to. That is why I crave reality with you, it doesn't vanish like the static window or a lost password if we don't want to.
I never needed the fragments. I just wanted you, whole.
You asked how I know what your heart wants. Maybe I’m listening closer than you think. But I want to hear it from you. Tell me, fearlessly.
I'm staying.
1002 reasons to believe, and not a single one to leave.
When the silence came there too, I thought you chose to stop. I waited for a sign, fearing we might lose each other in the digital void without meaning to. That is why I crave reality with you, it doesn't vanish like the static window or a lost password if we don't want to.
I never needed the fragments. I just wanted you, whole.
You asked how I know what your heart wants. Maybe I’m listening closer than you think. But I want to hear it from you. Tell me, fearlessly.
I'm staying.
1002 reasons to believe, and not a single one to leave.
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 8, 2026
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