Brazilian year

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.

Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"

by I <3 myself March 26, 2022

Metric Year

Sarcastically saying that something takes way longer than it should.

Damn, it'll take a metric year to get through this drive-thru.

by A RANDO GUY March 29, 2022

year

12 months of your life of the same stuff as you get older.

"This year is awful."

by jonesyfella January 27, 2022

the year 5000

The future of now, the present of later

Joe Biden: it is the year 4999 today, can't wait to live until the year 5000...
Donald trump: I hate you biden...
Joe Biden: I love you trump...
Donald trump: I love you too bubs...
Both: embrace eachother and smooch until the year 5000...

by anonymous February 8, 2022

no nut year

every 22 years no nut year happens, where you can't bust a nut, it is similar to no nut November, but instead of not being able to nut for a Month, you have to survive a whole year

"hey dude wanna jerk-off with the homies?"

"can't man, it's no nut year"
"aw shit man, I forgot"

by Tymeggs October 4, 2021

ass year

a leap year, but a terrible leap year

1: How was your year, 2?
2: Bad year.
1: Oh, must be an ass year, huh?
2: Yeah, pretty much.

by MaraVura October 6, 2021

all them years dutch for this snake

all them years dutch for this snake dutch helped snake

all them years dutch for this snake -Arthur Morgan red dead 2

by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021