Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.

I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.

by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019

heady surprise

A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.

Hey Paul poor Mike didnt get any sleep last night he was awoken to a Heady surprise.

by Maddog55 October 27, 2019

Surprise

A super offensive and racist word

Surprise mother fucker

by SebIdebIdeb November 4, 2021

Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.

Dude last Tuesday someone pulled a Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!

by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021

walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

surprise

the pipe bomb I put in your ass

you know what I mean Hailey, the "surprise" is waiting

by anonymous September 13, 2021

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021