Lobster Queen

An indie folk-punk band based in Toronto. Nobody knows who it’s members are or where they came from. The band was formed in 2021 and has since written over 100 unreleased songs.

“Did you hear the new Lobster Queen song?”

by totallynotlobsterqueen March 11, 2022

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Scandinavian queen

A beautiful tall blonde from Scandinavia, probably from ikea. Loves going to ikea. She gets lots of Scandinavian boys thirsting for her. She knows she is a queen. She owns being a quee. ❤️❤️😪❤️🥳🥳😂😂❤️ Swedish meatballs.

Hot guy: woah who is that hot girl standing in the corner?
His friend: oh she is such a Scandinavian queen
Other male: I am probably better then herr.
First guys: no stop
SQ: stop fighting I fight for peace

And I no I am better.
*does material gurl pose*

by Bestfriendonbirthdays March 20, 2022

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noble queen

Earned respect to a woman who raises the bar for her gender. In a fat land of Karens she rocks a bikini. You don't see a tiara on her yet tells float around her from the little stars in grown mens heads.
She speaks with Snowwhite Voice and dwells her sentences in your story.
Selfless in her transactions she gives to all eye contact at least.

Kat Oh I love her. Everybody loves her. When you walk away from her you feel better. That Snowwhite voice and the peaceful beauty really raises the peasant.
She is with Tonythetiler now. He treats her like he saw God. Like some kinda trance.

Built her a 14 foot tall paper moon sculpture constructed from basalt rebar and shotcrete . She is a noble queen he had no choice. The laws of reciprocity and the loyalty pyramid fueld his masonic to do list.

Yeah well I hope my girlfriend never sees this, because she might demand I treat her like that.

by Tonythetiler January 24, 2022

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