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Cartman next door

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.
The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.
Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.
by Double Z September 29, 2021
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Shut the back door

Shut the back door you done that !
by Master Cainey July 29, 2021
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German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.
Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"
by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021
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door

that one thing that you bump into and break your nose on at 2 in the morning after you just took 3 cookies from your kitchen
OW GOD DAMMIT, I BROKE MY NOSE ON THAT FUCKING DOOR
by Anonymous69420lol August 13, 2021
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Back doors kicked in

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."
by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021
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Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly
A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat
by Gail fitz August 28, 2021
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