The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
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Person 1: "Ah dude did you see that the Carmel High School Marching Band won Grand Nationals again?"
Person: "No, who actually fucking cares."
Person: "No, who actually fucking cares."
by cougarprideftw March 21, 2020
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A kid in the school band who is a try hard. They're always in the band room, where it is their second home. He/she is always first chair in the state band and tends to be the Teacher's pet.
Kid: Oh yeah did you hear? Julian, Steven, Jiayao, Luisa got first chair again
Kid 2: Oh what a surprise. THEY DO THIS EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. What a band nerd they are.
Kid 2: Oh what a surprise. THEY DO THIS EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. What a band nerd they are.
by bandnerdinband March 24, 2020
Get the band nerd mug.Many think of the band bus as a place that lacks chaperones. But for many, there is chaperones. The band bus has many opportunities for inside jokes and overhearing strange conversations.
“Let’s play the poop song!”
“No please don’t play the poop song”
“No murder on the band bus!”
“Please stop sacrificing the short kid.”
*concerning screaming*
“Is that the notre dame?”
“No idiot, it burned down”
(The last one happened in California)
“No please don’t play the poop song”
“No murder on the band bus!”
“Please stop sacrificing the short kid.”
*concerning screaming*
“Is that the notre dame?”
“No idiot, it burned down”
(The last one happened in California)
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I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
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