Metric Year

Sarcastically saying that something takes way longer than it should.

Damn, it'll take a metric year to get through this drive-thru.

by A RANDO GUY March 29, 2022

year

12 months of your life of the same stuff as you get older.

"This year is awful."

by jonesyfella January 27, 2022

the year 5000

The future of now, the present of later

Joe Biden: it is the year 4999 today, can't wait to live until the year 5000...
Donald trump: I hate you biden...
Joe Biden: I love you trump...
Donald trump: I love you too bubs...
Both: embrace eachother and smooch until the year 5000...

by anonymous February 8, 2022

no nut year

every 22 years no nut year happens, where you can't bust a nut, it is similar to no nut November, but instead of not being able to nut for a Month, you have to survive a whole year

"hey dude wanna jerk-off with the homies?"

"can't man, it's no nut year"
"aw shit man, I forgot"

by Tymeggs October 4, 2021

ass year

a leap year, but a terrible leap year

1: How was your year, 2?
2: Bad year.
1: Oh, must be an ass year, huh?
2: Yeah, pretty much.

by MaraVura October 6, 2021

all them years dutch for this snake

all them years dutch for this snake dutch helped snake

all them years dutch for this snake -Arthur Morgan red dead 2

by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021

Kadena Years

Similar to dog years being one year for every seven. Spending time at Kadena will age you and drain your energy at seven times the normal rate of time.

Jeff: Dude, aren’t you up to rotate out?
Nate: Ahh, I’ve been here for five weeks
Jeff: What! It feels like your have been here forever.
Nate: I feel that, I’ve aged 23 grey hairs, these crazy Kadena years…

by Ken Adams II October 26, 2021