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Wanking like a duck

Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.
- Where's my cow? (in a redneck manner)
- Hey man, stop wanking like a duck!
by tbop January 10, 2011
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yankin my wank

A term used to define when someone is playfully teasing you.
"oh you. You're just yankin my wank!"
by Stormon mormon April 9, 2015
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Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"
I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse
by The satanic panda May 5, 2015
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Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.
She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.
by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019
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wanking while banking

what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro
by gayduringmay April 16, 2020
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Beaked up wank

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.
How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020
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Poppa wank dick

A nigga named Ed that pulls his dick with a horse slong and he sperms in his mom´ma all night and he cum's on a rusted tractor and likes getting Alabama hot pockets he likes fucking donuts we also call him question mark.He is a dirty Mexican .And person named Ed that is a gay faggot that fucks his sisters because he is bored of fucking his mother he also uses a horse slong .
Quit being a poppa wank dick before you get in trouble.
by poppa wank dick December 1, 2017
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