Phone

What a fucking retard you are if you are asking your phone that... :)

What a PHONE

by higytuhyuyf June 16, 2019

Got FBI files on your phone?

When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.

Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?

by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019

Phone

A phone is a portable cellular device capable of making a phone call or a text to another person as a means of communication.

"I'll use the phone to call Jack."

by FlappyPancake2222 April 14, 2019

Phone Coma

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.

Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.

by Hobarto April 18, 2019

Phone clubbing

(Verb)
When you're with a friend or more and you're all just enjoying yourselves on your phones.

Friend 1: I'm depressed, will you come over and do some phone clubbing with me?
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.

by Polarpad370 August 11, 2019

Food phone passing

Vitto blend my food up and then put it in a straw then put the straw up to ur phone speaker then the food will come to me

I want food phone passing

by Thicc boi gang August 19, 2019

Phone Check

black man outside microphone check, black man inside phone check. why? you gotta spit hot 16 to somebody, we is only human.

mic check, microphone check, phone check.Is this Thing on? Hello is anyone hearing this? hello mama? mama!!!

by Googlefaps.com August 20, 2019