belles and whistles

"Fluff" perks of a job or outing dat include yer getting to lips-squealingly observe attractive chicks walking by.

I respect women far more than to give cat-calls, so I have zero craving for any belles and whistles.

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Taco Bell

Everybody thinks that it's cheap, delicious, laxatives, but in the many years, since I was a toddler, that I have been eating Taco Bell, I have never once gotten diarrhea from it. Skill issue.

Taco Bell does NOT give you diarrhea.

by Shinobi77Gamer November 25, 2024

The Lego movie eats taco bell

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time, basically, it’s about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves

“Dipper goes to Taco Bell was a nightmare!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”

by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024

The Lego movie eats taco bell

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time. It’s basically about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves.

“I regret reading dipper goes to Taco Bell!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”

by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024

Jingle Bells

When two men DP a female and their balls smack together.

I hate threesomes when me and my friend jingle Bells just to make her black out.

by Dahammer888 January 11, 2025

So young Drake Bell with Vans

Used when comparing one's behavior or apperance to a young Drake Bell with vans.

"Oh my gosh, Laney just dropped her water bottle."
"That's so young Drake Bell with vans."

by saturnundiscovered January 14, 2025

Belles' Suitors

The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.

Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!

by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025