Microsoft Windows

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.

did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?

by uzrboot February 25, 2024

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Window Shopping

When your admiring girls in public or online with no intention of talking to them or hooking up with them up.

Bro I was just window Shopping all these girls around here are crazy.

by elcryZ March 30, 2024

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Windows

‘Windows’ meaning you’re feeling anxious about doing something.

I have a job interview tomorrow but I’m feeling very windows.

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I’ll window you

when you throw someone out of a window

if you dont shutup i’ll window you

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Window

A Person who plays both sides

“Bro You moving like a window rn”

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Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021

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