Post 2000s kid

People that didn’t grow up in the 2000s, but grew up with 2000s stuff.

“I was born in 2008 but still used the Wii in my childhood” Im a post 2000s kid

by Uchco April 13, 2021

This post will age terribly

when a cunt tries to be funny

"the dumbass went on This post will age terribly to make a meme, what a cunt!"

by fuckcuntslikeyou February 19, 2021

post anal drip

what you get when attempting to fart, but you end up with a hershey squirt coming out instead.

i got a bad feeling that there is some post anal drip in my underwear after that last fart i let out!

by Richard Fromage May 19, 2004

Post Her Up

The act of getting behind a woman and putting 1 leg up on an object that is higher than the ground, as to make her legs spread open from behind for easier leverage.

Yo Dawg, last night I was chillin with this chick and she was a freak, dawg. I post her up on a kitchen stool.

You wouldnt post her up, dawg? Tell me you wouldn't post it up! Real talk?

by Sancho_Sam February 18, 2010

Delaware wall post

fucking a chick (animals also work) doggy style so that her(its) face bangs against the wall leaving a bloody stain

Todd's wall will never look the same after he gave his biddy the Delaware wall post the other night

by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.

Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"

by nOmega November 24, 2009

Heart-Beat Post

a post on a blog, a tweet on Twitter, or an activity on Facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.

Hamlet - "I haven't seen a "heart-beat post" from Ophelia in a few days, I hope she's okay. I can't call her to find out, because, you know, it's complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she's thinking of me."

Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"

by Rocksandshoals November 24, 2009