Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.

Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.

by Max Baskin February 14, 2023

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west ham syndrome

A syndrome that makes a person continue to support a cause / political party / leader with a blinkered rose-tinted view, based on a false glorious past and nostalgia of imaginary grandeur.

so you cant name a single benefit of brexit and yet all you type is 'leave means leave', this has all the symptoms of west ham syndrome

by 11RYCA11 February 22, 2023

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HAM

HAM = stands for Hollie and Sam , a perfect match made in heaven , 2 love birds at heart

Oh they are so Ham

by I don’t know heheh October 9, 2023

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Hamse

Mostly named Hamse Yusuf, Hamse Mohamoud or Hamse Ahmed is an Mali who is simply the best.

He lost his V-Card first in the friendgroup and got some huge bbc. The more funny a Hamse is so more fatter he gets what is called The equivalent theorem of Hamserl's formula. He is a serious Skiller and got them somali moves. Name any sport he will play it like he is the biggest abdi.

Muhammad: Man Hamse is the greatest Guy I've could ever met
Ahmed: Yeah you have seen how Azfar started to bag that Cheerleader after he got close with Hamse
Muhammad: Yeah I just wanna be like him
Ahmed: Same bro
(Moaning Noises of both)

by Sultan Hussein October 10, 2023

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