porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

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cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

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laughin' ass white bitches. if you're white and you are incredibly high and are laughing super hard. you are literally cheezin crackers. cause you're cheesin out cause you're baked. and you crackers cause you're white.

friend 1: that was hilarious man!
friend a: i know, right? that shit had us like a pack of cheezin crackers!

by sizzy sparks June 29, 2011

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Snatch crackers

Slang for tampon.

I read the label on a pack of snatch crackers today and was surprised to see that it says unwrap,light fuse, and get away.

by Txhellhound January 14, 2023

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Cracker Barrel

A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.

Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!

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Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.

by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023

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