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chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it
They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
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Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.
“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"
by WBProdigy March 20, 2022
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Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Kinda like a pancake
I heard from Chelsea that John has a Chode!!!
by Lil Zee 240 March 23, 2022
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Chode

A dick that’s short and wide. Can also be used to call someone names.
"Holy fuck bro, you have a chode"
"Shut up, you chode"
by Mighty wise man December 28, 2020
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Chode

Fleshy patch between your genitals and your b-hole.
Ouch.... she kicked me right in the chode.
by Gooch84 January 23, 2021
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Chode

when his pickle has no length, only width.
she asks.. "how many inches are you?"

his response, "I may not be able to touch the bottom of a can, but i sure can bust the sides! It's the chode life for me baby girl!"
by alrighty then... February 11, 2021
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