a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

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aids in africa

A hit parody of ‘Africa’ by ‘Toto’ made by Rucka Rucka Ali. It makes fun of the fact that aids are in Africa. There’s also some racism in there, which makes it even better.

“Alexa, play AIDS in Africa, by Rucka Rucka Ali.’

by ImortalBri3n February 15, 2023

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The Kool Aid Man

When you fuck a man or a trans-woman in the ass and reach around, it's like you went all the way through. When your about to finish you must yell "OH YEAAAH" as you bust into his cheeks.

Ain't nothing worse than going on a date with some dame and ya take her to the coat check to find shes hiding a ten pin up her dress. It's at that point, you might as well have some fun, take them home and do The Kool Aid Man!

by Lucky Pierre 2022 February 16, 2023

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gamer-aids

a sickness which has such symptoms as stench odd style choices ungodly terrible sense of "humor" denial of gamer aids aggression towards others anger ragequitting, obliviousness to ragebaiting, allergies and fear of water health food showers and deodorants, anti social behaviors and inside of box thinking treatment is a continuous regiment of deodorant use and showers for the rest of the individuals life.

individual 1: did you hear joe has gamer-aids . individual 2 : oh so thats why he smells like shit.

by gamer-aids foundation March 30, 2025

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