jack woods

A taller version of jack Widman

Jack woods is a very tall wood

by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019

Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019

Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.

Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”

by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019

Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.

Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”

by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019

Deaken Wood

The most not epic minecrafter who ever lived

DID you hear Deaken Wood Screaming over fortnite last night

by www.spreadshirt.com/jcjgamesme June 17, 2019

Cheyanne Wood

Cheyanne Wood is a very, special human being. She is dramatic sometimes, and she thinks she is the funny one in the group (she's not). Whenever she finds something that she loves, she is upsessed with it. For example, her Euphonium named Eugene and her love for 1 Direction. She also can't control the acne on her face. It's uncontrollable, and annoying, but she deals with it. She looks up to all of her friends. Literally. She is the VERY short one in her friends group, and she is proud of that, kinda. She had a lot of friends that love her and she is grateful for that. Also, without her glasses, she is as blind as a bat.

"Why is Cheyanne Wood skipping across the cafeteria?"
"I don't know. Shes weird like that."

by whyhellothere51 April 6, 2019

Faga-woods

Asian male homosexual.

That faga-woods has a fine ass.

by Latin homosexual April 11, 2019