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TB Smashed

When your girl can’t take a finger in her ass so you shove your whole dick in her
I “TB Smashedthe fuck outta that bitch
by Mcyeeters Sleeters April 13, 2022
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smash

“i’d smash
by cruzbittles February 18, 2022
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side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher
"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"
by Sammibuka June 28, 2004
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smashed on

talking shit to somebody to the point of their no return. where they cant say shit back cuz everyones laughing at their punkass.
you: FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..

me: how u gonna say fuckin annoying ass ppl.. then type that like 100 times =/...... typing something 100 times = annoying
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me:update your fuckin site asshole. or take it down and continue on with your life and not wasting anymore of mine by me clicking on this worthless Link. aight kOo

yo patna: DAM CUZZ, U GON LET DAT NIGGA SMASH LIKE DAT?!
by TekBeetz March 29, 2004
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Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?
by Miko22 December 28, 2020
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Smashing Lemons

Making boomer stock manipulation firms lose millions as they get crushed by the MOASS.
These GME leaps are going to be smashing lemons until there’s not a single drop of Andrew juice Left.
by of_tism January 19, 2021
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Tater Smash

The tater smash is when two are engaged in heterosexual sex (doggystyle) the male reaches deeply in the anal cavity of the women grabbing all he could find of the remains of defection. Once in the hand the female spits on the waste and shoves it in the males rectum.
Wow dude, I heard that last night Adrian and Pelli Tater Smashed while Scott sat in the corner solo tater smashing.

Scott told me last night that he and Hannah tater smash under the dinner table and got caught in the act.
by george floi February 3, 2021
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