Short stack

Short stack is a short tempered midget that likes to go home after a long day at school and touch himself to pictures of his younger cousin he loves to rub his clit with a tellitubby doll and makes little moaning noises while he does it, he usually does it until his parents come home and lets them walk into his room to catch him when they do he shouts "Yahtzee" and cums all over his mum's face she screams but secretly enjoys it and then his miso walks in and wets herself at the site of it all then he jumps up on all fours and screeches as he jumps out of a window and runs off into the night completely naked

Ohhh look its short stack again he always does that stuff

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018

short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.

~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(

by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019

long shorts

A FAT fuck that needs a special desk and thinks he can rap

Dont be a long shorts

by Danman255 May 17, 2018

Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018

shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

by Sa’najah May 27, 2018

short stack

ususally as white guy name Trey, thinks hes cool at football but really is just a short fuck.

bro did you see the short stack trying to play? Miss me with that.

by ggevers May 28, 2018

Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!

Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic

by Anubis55 October 10, 2023