Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect

Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.

Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

Jizz

something that your mom was swallowing last night

Bob: there was jizz on my moms bed last night. what the hell did you do?

by FightingPumpkin57 January 28, 2022

Jizz

Something I wouldn’t swim in.

Person 1: Hey look at that jizz!
Person 2: I wouldn’t swim in that.

by Professional Jizz Inspector February 11, 2022

Jizz 'n' Whizz

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face

Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz

by RoddyFucker February 14, 2022

Jizz

You

You are jizz. You are what happens when you keep jizz in a jar for 20 years

by Bdbshevudvshvdhejsvdhdveueqoev October 11, 2021

JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud

Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”

by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021