August 12th

Mari day

august 12th is actually mari day!

by marifan111 August 11, 2024

August 18

National love on and kiss Chloe day

On August 18 You kiss and love in your girl Chloe ❤️

by Cheeks84 August 16, 2024

august 17

national show your girlfriend or boyfriend dick day

Hey honey its august 17 show me your dick

by vampirei August 16, 2024

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

August 19th

The biggest, baddest, most talented group is making a comeback with the title track of Don't Worry, Be Happy. Make sure to stream!

You might be stressed now, but don't worry; be happy. - August 19th

by stormrain August 16, 2024

August 19th

Give ur boyfriend head day

August 19th

by anonymous August 17, 2024

August 10

The most annoying people are born on this day. They will care about you still tho.
It is also national be a normal human being day. (My bday 🥲)

John: hey, did you know august was born on August 10
Mike: dang explains why she's so annoying
Donald: but today is August 10 so she has to be a normal human being

by Ur mom's basement March 30, 2025