August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

August 19th

The biggest, baddest, most talented group is making a comeback with the title track of Don't Worry, Be Happy. Make sure to stream!

You might be stressed now, but don't worry; be happy. - August 19th

by stormrain August 16, 2024

August 19th

Give ur boyfriend head day

August 19th

by anonymous August 17, 2024

August 18th

August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day

Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number

by LARSISCOOLYT August 18, 2024

August 22

If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know

I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug

by Leahliva March 26, 2023

August 10

The most annoying people are born on this day. They will care about you still tho.
It is also national be a normal human being day. (My bday 🥲)

John: hey, did you know august was born on August 10
Mike: dang explains why she's so annoying
Donald: but today is August 10 so she has to be a normal human being

by Ur mom's basement March 30, 2025

Augusting

When August end and it's time to accept September.

"I am so augusting right now for it is getting warmer right now. Also I love the song September cause It's really musically interesting music wise right now."

by heretoaugust April 6, 2025