How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.

“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”

by glxcious January 19, 2024

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

How is that in the dictionary?

A phrase usually used when people see a word or phrase that definitely shouldn't be in the dictionary, but is.

Alex: Did you know that "sexathon" is a word according to the Urban Dictionary?
Robert: How is that in the dictionary?

by manoftheweirdwords January 30, 2024

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.

Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.

by Hankscolts December 1, 2022

how ya been

Short for "how have you been?"

Person 1: Ayo bro how ya been?
Person 2: Not bad at all!

by Arxify December 9, 2022

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022