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Rusty o-ring

When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
by Scuzpunk April 6, 2017
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crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
I am not getting near that crud ring!
by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017
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Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.
A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.
by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017
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Ring of Fire

A party game where the goal is to not ecajulate last.

Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.

Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.
Guy 1: Hey mate, wanna have a go at Ring of Fire?
Guy 2: Nah, mate, that's disgusting!
by iAmPilot April 30, 2017
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orphan ring

1. Orphan Ring is an orphaned fried good or goods, consummated amongst other unassorted fried dishes.

or

2. An Orphans ring.
1. I ordered French Fries and received a lucky Orphan Ring at the bottom!

2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.
by SOLARMOON May 7, 2017
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Bull Ringing

The act of fucking someone's nose where your penis enters one nostril and comes out of the other.
"Dude I fucked this girls nose and my penis came out the other nostril!"
"You mean bull ringing."
by EdgySexLord September 5, 2017
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sword of the rings

Sex act where man wears a vibrating cock ring during sex and right before he comes stops to stick his dick in the girl's mouth at the same time yelling "where's my precious" in a creepy voice.
She fancied his thundercock in bed but wasn't expecting him to be a sword of the rings, too! Lucky fuck.
by TC Lover September 30, 2017
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