National hit a first year day

Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!

The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith

Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?

by Ciaran Rodgers May 11, 2022

fiskal year

Da annual financial record of da company dat makes da ubiquitous orange-handled scissors.

As breakable as those chintzy plastic-handled scissors are, I'm amazed dat their manufacturer can even get through a single fiskal year!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

New Year's

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?

There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

New years day

A day to ask someone out

Boy: it's new years day you know what that means

Girl:...

by Gay.gay.gay.gay December 31, 2021

New Years flash

Flash yo tits on new years

Hey babe let me get a New Years flash

by Big money g l December 31, 2021

New years

You have permission now to light a illigal fire work ! But dont strap 10 packs togheter since it will turn into a fucking grenade. You also can get wasted .

Person 1: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Person 1: LETS GET WASTED BITCHES!
Everyone:HELL YEAH!
Person 2: Wait before we get drunk, LETS LIGHT SOME FUCKING GRENADES
everyone: HELL YEAH

by Ea sports sucks January 1, 2022

Year 8

Thinks they're the shit because they aren't year 7 anymore without realising they're still near the bottom of the secondary school social hierarchy.

Year 8: eww look at those stupid year 7s
Year 11: that was literally you 6 weeks ago

by c3ph3 January 12, 2022