jam-flake

A musician who agrees to play music with but never shows up.

I can't believe he didn'tshow up to play music, I think we got "jam-flaked !"

by ☆GENDA☆ September 22, 2016

Dick jam

A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.

Man, I'm going to be the next Dick Jam gold medalist!

by dickjam#1 September 11, 2016

bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum

I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam

by waynestayne September 4, 2016

Clam jam

When you assemble your fingers into an arrow shape or cranes beak and smash your girlfriend in the squish-mitten simultaneously screaming "CLAM JAM!!!!!"

Girl freind- " is it in yet?"
You-"clam jam bitch!"

by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016

Jam eater

A person who doesn't do a real sport ex:bmx

Woah you ride bikes? Friggin jam eater

by Swaggerkoda July 22, 2016

salty jam

when you lose on nuke and represent your team in a negative light

darn it, I lost on nuke and represented my team in a negative light, now I am a salty jam.

by harbodon June 22, 2016

Slam and jam

When you're so messed up off of whatever, you try to bang a chick but your piece jams, meaning you're unable to bust a nut.

Bd and cool: trashed

Girl: one of you guys wanna bang? Which one of you has a
Condom?
Bd & cool: neither of us.
Bd: I'm trashed, I can just slam and jam. Child support's mad expensive dawg.
Cool: haha ya I've only had 5 beers I'm not jammed yet dawg.

by Air conditioner June 5, 2016