chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.

jessica: oh show me that ten incher daddy
Antwon: ok here you go
jessica: OMG thats a chode, i thought u meant 10inches long not 10 inches wide

by #CPF #CHARLIE=SIMP FOR PEYTON December 14, 2021

Chode

Someone who’s brain is smaller than bigger.

Why did you fuck my mom? You chode!!!!!

by Haha7272727 December 19, 2021

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022

Chode

A lil helper who wears lil holsters

Bro look at that lil chode over there in his lil holsters

by Char7 March 18, 2022

Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien

“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”

by wehatechodes March 19, 2022

chode jockey

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.

A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.

Someone extremely obsessed with the chode

Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.

That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?

by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022

chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it

They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.

by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022