Windows 77

The most epic Windows version, with a keyboard that predicts what you're going to write and gives you all the suggestions so you don't waste time

No mouse or touchpad, only your hand movements control the cursor

Full HD Ultra 8K Blue Ray 1080p 15,500,000,000 bit image quality

iris recognition

Secure control over your home and devices

Fire, water, drop, shock, dirt and dirt resistant

The Future, get yours soon (not official... yet :) )

Are Windows 77 already oficial?
No, one day maybe, in 2077 we will have, or not...

If Windows 77 really was invented, would you buy it?
Yeah, I wanna be the first to buy this!

by Spacer_Gamer456 March 17, 2023

Window

Something you cant see ur ugly motherfucking face in because it is see thru

Its a window

by Urmom696988 March 29, 2023

Window

a way to quickly jump from the 2nd floor the ground level

i'm going to jump out the window *jumps out window*

by TheRealLordHelix April 4, 2023

Juicy window

The window of time teams across the world have to meet and be in their normal working hours.

It is nearly impossible to book a meeting in the juicy window.

by Thousandspiders April 4, 2025

Windows 10 Effect

When someone uses a garbage operating system for so long that they get used to its crap factor and consider it good.

Guy: I'll never upgrade to Windows 11, Windows 10 is way better!
Doctor: You seem to be under the influence of the Windows 10 Effect, Windows 11 is the same shit. I'd recommend switching to Linux or macOS for a change.

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 10, 2025

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

windows 11

The trashiest operating system to ever exist. its main reason im seriously considering learning linux when windows 10 drops support. the newest unimprovement is the removal of the swirl your cursor makes when it thinks. windows 11 was micrococks idea that nobody asked for. privacy? whats privacy? lets ask ARTIFICIAL FUCKING INTELLIGENCE!!!!! microcock has really done it this time. WINDOWS 10 WAS JUST FINE WE ALL LOVED IT NOBODY LIKES OR WANTS WINDOWS 11. LIKE HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING SUCK YOUR TINY LIL CHODE WHILE WHERE AT IT MICROCOCK!!!!! but you forgot people can just download grc incontrol ;) oh and also they screwed over minecraft like tiktok did to our generations minds :)

man i sure do hate windows 11, its somehow worse than apple as a whole and linux as a command

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025