matthew mason

an absoloute loser. no one likes him or wants to be near him. smells awful. 1/10

wow look at that matthew mason. what a fgt

by TotallyNotActuallySaleh June 3, 2018

Matthew

The sweetest boy ever! Who has the nicest brown eyes, that has the cutest freckles. They are awesome boyfriends, who always want a reason to be with their girl. Matthew's are cute, kind, smart, and warmhearted. They are so funny and have the best smiles that brighten up your day. He swears but it's cute.

Random girl: Can you help me with a math question?
Matthew: Of course

by dountshopbitch67 June 7, 2018

Matthew Roughsedge

A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed

“Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head”

by Matts a gimp June 11, 2018

Matthew

bald

That man has a Matthew head

by Matthew.is.bald January 23, 2023

Matthew

Matthew is a sexy cute boy, his nickname is Matty, great name to scream! He has an ass of a goddess, an absolute cutie pie!

Matthew looks so cute today!

by TinyBobRoss January 27, 2023

Matthew Huerta

This guy has it all. His looks, his charisma, and his massive cock. He is always ready for anything, and he is always dressed to impress. Nobody can top him, he is unstoppable.

"Dude, I just saw Matthew Huerta last night".
"I think I was dreaming. "

by The Mister Master January 30, 2023

Matthew

Matthew is a computer science major and know a little Spanish I think. He is just the silliest goose and has long luscious locks and hates run on sentences. He also enjoys hitting grandmas with his car on the weekends. He also enjoys prank calling missing cat posters. If you were to punch him he wouldn't fall over, however if you sneezed on him his immune system would take the L. Common guy who enjoys making films and Eldon Ring and has negative negative rizz. Also has a Morbius body pillow

" I'm lactose intolerant"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"

by furry overlord February 2, 2023