January 7 2004

the day that only the most elite of human-kind are birthed.

yo, you were born on January 7 2004? damn dog you probably fly as fuck

by ramenhut69 April 28, 2020

January 12

In this day the most beautiful, smart and kind person was born, Rosnell, once you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He's the one you'd die for.

Rosnell is a guy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring and also my smile (which is very rare to see), could make the strongest of hearts melt. His music taste is amazing and i always know how to lighten the mood.

-Sup rosnell wanna shart

-Bro you're amazing, I'm glad you were born in January 12
-Bro January 12 is the birthday of a legend
my discord is Rosnell#2579

by ArthurThePro September 12, 2020

January

January is national minecraft day. If your girl is calling you, nah your playing minecraft it’s more important

Girl: ‘’can you FaceTime?’’
Boy: ‘’no I’m playing minecraft’’

Boy: it’s January, you know what that means?

by A minecraft veteran October 6, 2020

18 January

It's the day of the year where asking your crush out is one of the holiest action to do

A helpful bro: Why don't you ask her today
An uncultured swine: Why should I?
The helpful bro: It's fucking 18 January

by Jack looking dope January 14, 2023

January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.

*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*

by rumde January 15, 2023

January 16

National ask your crush out day

hi its january 16

by blewd January 15, 2023

January 19th

January 19th , sawfish/carpenter shark appreciation day. Sawfish are critically endangered, if you see one please leave it be !!!!!!

“Yo! It’s January 19th!”

“What’s so special about today?”
“It’s sawfish appreciation day!!”
“Aw fuck yeah I love sawfish!”

by 🧚🏻‍♀️💓 𝒾 𝒹ℴ𝓃𝓉 𝒷𝓊𝓁𝓁𝓎 💓🧚🏻‍♀️ January 16, 2023