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Clam jam

When you assemble your fingers into an arrow shape or cranes beak and smash your girlfriend in the squish-mitten simultaneously screaming "CLAM JAM!!!!!"
Girl freind- " is it in yet?"
You-"clam jam bitch!"
by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016
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Jam eater

A person who doesn't do a real sport ex:bmx
Woah you ride bikes? Friggin jam eater
by Swaggerkoda July 22, 2016
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salty jam

when you lose on nuke and represent your team in a negative light
darn it, I lost on nuke and represented my team in a negative light, now I am a salty jam.
by harbodon June 22, 2016
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Slam and jam

When you're so messed up off of whatever, you try to bang a chick but your piece jams, meaning you're unable to bust a nut.
Bd and cool: trashed

Girl: one of you guys wanna bang? Which one of you has a
Condom?
Bd & cool: neither of us.
Bd: I'm trashed, I can just slam and jam. Child support's mad expensive dawg.
Cool: haha ya I've only had 5 beers I'm not jammed yet dawg.
by Air conditioner June 5, 2016
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Jam on the pickle

I was fucking this bitch,when I found out she was putting jam on the pickle,or jam on my pickle.
by Jake Evergreen June 5, 2016
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Clam jam

Female cum. the liquid that makes a women " wet " during sexual intercourse or when she is sexually aroused .
I licked Sarah's pussy last night and she got her clam jam all over my face.

Sally is so horny, I can see her clam jam seeping through her pants.
by Randy Rumplenuts June 9, 2016
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Space Jam

The best commercial ever, it fooled a generation into thinking it was an actual movie, and it teaches valuable lessons like what the bunny that Bugs is fucking in that weird fanart should look like, and that all females are only useful when a male can support them. Don't worry, she doesn't like being called doll, so she's totally a strong character! They fooled kids into thinking that the actual personality given to Lola (it was admittedly annoying, but it was looneyy, and this is THE LOONEY TUNES) It also fooled kids into thinking that Michael Jordan actually could act, when in truth I found more emotion from a brick wall. I pity all who were dragged into this, and hope that they all are doing better work, if they are still alive (RIP Those people who died).
D: Hey J, remember how god awful Lola was in Space Jam?
J: Yeah, she would have been better if she were replaced by a hand puppet voiced by Rob Schneider!
by EdgyDude666 May 3, 2018
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