April 1st

If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day

“Look at her”
“She looks likes she was born on April 1st “
“She’s a mistake”

by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020

April 30

The day the fucking prankester was born, never mess with that nigga, he be strong and will screw you up

Damn bro he was probably born on April 30 thats our King

by Dirtycumslut September 6, 2020

April 15th

The day that the best girl in the world popped out of her mama's vajay jay.

Today is April 15th move out the way mother truckers!!!!

by THICCERS October 16, 2020

April 10

People born on this day have tiny PPs but make up for it with the dump truck they are burdened to carry around.

People born on April 10th are gifted and cursed for eternity.

by Someonejellyofyourcheeks November 23, 2021

April 24

national beat the shit out of r@pists / self defense day.

it takes only 7 pounds to rip an ear off.

fuck all those basement dwelling tiktok boys who thought it was "cool" to make a "r@pe day".

person 1: it's april 24th

person 2: time to go beat the shit out of rapists

by httpscherry April 29, 2023

April 26

April 26 is National Taryn Day, where everyone gets to appreciate every Taryn in the world and how awesome they are.

Person 1: DAMMMMM TARYN LOOKIN FINE TODAY
Person 2: It is April 26, National Taryn Day after all

by RyanxyzMc October 15, 2019

April 7

The day that the biggest bitch has born. And the cutest person in the word.

Yo im a bitch because I was born on April 7

by Hannah220034 October 28, 2019