stale weed

Weed that makes you cough a lot.

*cough* *Cough* I think you gave me stale weed! *Cough*

by Ryan1050 January 1, 2016

bleedin the weed

When you beat a penis with a large amount of marijuana to the point where blood is drawn.

I was beating my boy friends penis with so much weed he died of blood loss Bleedin the weed. weed butt weenie shlong

by I_love_my_seanniboo March 14, 2016

shank n weed

A term used when a searching a black person, while searching you must plant a Knife and a weed in their pockets.

I got me shank n weed la.

Oh shit man, that cop took me shank n weed fam.

by Jv303 November 23, 2016

Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016

vent weed

When you hide weed or other drugs inside your vent

Bro you got any vent weed inside of your frat house?

by Jalove011104 November 25, 2016

Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 November 30, 2018

WEED

The OG way of going to heven and hell

Once whesly said"you want some weed"

by Demon slayer 661 November 1, 2018