Jesus Hands

A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.

"This mfker's coming up hard with them Jesus hands.."
" I came at em with my Jesus hands."

by SplishSplashOnMyRash November 29, 2017

Hand oscillating

The process of spinning hands in the air to symbolize your sexual desires. The double hand spins represent jerking off and the double hands emphasizes the gay practice of such. This can all be put together when a girl does it to show that she wants to be done by multiple men at once. Typically in the mouth. She has an unquenchable thirst for semen.

Hey stop hand oscillating in Saga! That’s innapropriate!

by lliiilllging December 6, 2017

no hand dance

Its when you can use your mouth on the opposite sex private parts without using any assistance from your hand.

When you suck sick with no hands . you just did the no hand dance

by Crazycouple144 March 9, 2018

hand censor

When someone is caught naked and covers their breasts/pussy/dick with their hands.

Person 1: Barges into room without knocking (probably on purpose)
Person 2: Squeals and hand censors their genitals

by freddymcbob September 23, 2016

The hand warmer

When a guy is going at with a girl from behind and holding her arms back and just before he finishes he pulls out and fills her hand.

Hey babe you look cold, did you need the hand warmer?

by Thevibzer July 28, 2016

hand cardio

Mastrabation using hands

After coming home from her spin class Mary bolted to her room to do a furious session of hand cardio before her shower .

by All in July 2, 2016

Buddy Hand

The hand that you use to masturbate with. It can apply to males or females.

Person: Which hand is your buddy hand?
Me: Wtf? ....My right hand.

by Fury Biscuit June 4, 2016