Dylan

Dylan is a 4 dimentional being that created god with his huge sweaty skin flaps. He goes into girls changing rooms and wears the skin of his victims :)))))
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.

Person 1: Ugh... I wish that a girl could like me, im so lonely....
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1

by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024

Dylan

Dylan is a horney, lazy, man child who enjoys underage girls and blowing bubbles made out of his bosses dick cheese.

How did Dylan get Cory’s dick cheese?

by Hehdissi February 6, 2024

Dylan O'Brien

A term for someone who has absolutely no girls, but talks mad shit about his homies' girlfriends. He also has a tiny penis.

Person 1: Your girlfriend is so mid. I would never date her
Person 2: Shut up. You're such a Dylan O'Brien

by AJ McGinty December 7, 2022

Dylan H

THe definition of rizz, has a smoking hot gf and he is smoking hot. 10/10 man. he is taken ladies.

Wow look at Dylan H he has such a fat harry pussy

by dylansgf December 10, 2022

Dylan

Someone who is not more fun than Bo

Bo is way more fun than Dylan

by Nikkeronix December 17, 2022

DYLAN

Valo God 🗿🗿🗿🗿

dylan is too good

by NAVI S1mple December 19, 2022

Dylan

A person that leaves his friends because of a random of a disagreement hangs out with racists rude men and sucks ass

Also known as Voldemort

Her:You know Dylan

Her: oh you mean Voldemort what he do koe

by Perfect princess23 December 21, 2022