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Daniele [halal]

An Italian swag person, very influent for Italy's economy. Legends say that his dick is longer than a tree.
Addryen: hey, do you know what happened to Daniele halal?
ToeEater: no but I wanna fuck him rn
by Cima XVII March 8, 2021
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Daniel Lloyd

Daniel Lloyd is the real world Batman and has a secret base in the UK, Japan, Russia and of course Gotham city. His Bat-mobile is just a motorized wheelie bin with the batman symbol drawn on the front in crayon (Crayola crayons of course). Knows ninja moves and fought in the Vietnam war, on both sides no less!

Also Daniel Lloyd A.K.A Batman has shared a close personal relationship with people such as Nelson Mandela, Ian Watkins, Fidel Castro, Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, Cesar Romero, Heath Ledger and Hulk Hogan over the years but all have sworn an oath to keep their knowledge of Batman's true Identity a secret.
"I heard Daniel Lloyd is Batman."
"Shhh that sort of talk'll get yous in trouble it will."
by Alfredthebutler September 6, 2012
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daniel mayes

a really cool dude that loves potatos and cheese and is a full on gamer, always a happy geeza. never fails to make peoplle laugh, as he always has a comback for everything...
by 1234mr steve December 2, 2011
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Daniels penis

ew, have you seen daniels penis? that shit small as hell my nigga.
by bigdickenergyisforthenazis January 29, 2020
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daniel and amina

Daniel and Amina are the most perfect and good looking couple out there! Amina is the prettiest and kindest while Daniel is the most handsome boy. Everyone wishes they were a part of their relationship!
If there’s someone who’s going to have perfect kids in the future, then that is Daniel and Amina. They will live the happiest life ever and Daniel will live as the luckiest man to exist for marrying Amina.
Short told: They are perfect for each other and everyone loves them! God bless!
Girls: «omg I wish I was her!»
Boys: «why can’t I be that guy
Aka, they’re all jealous because Daniel and Amina are so perfect for each other!
by you will never find me baby March 23, 2020
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Danielle Savre

Sunshine in human form with an endless supply of candy.
Danielle Savre is the greatest human in history.
by LBDS19 August 26, 2022
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Dementia Daniel

A term used for a person who has dementia, acts like a fucking idiot, and is rude to literally anyone they meet even if they don’t know them. They’re usually gay and always deny that they’re gay but will always ask you for dick pics. They also have an extreme foot fetish and will jerk off uncontrollably if they see a male’s foot for half a second.
Random person: *minding their own business*
Dementia Daniel: *walks to the man*
Random person: Hi, can I help you?
Daniel: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB IDIOT
Person: *starts walking away* I’m not dealing with this shit
Daniel: HEY COME BACK! I NEED TO SEE YOUR FEET
person: wtf…
Daniel: I LOVE FEET
Person: you’re weird
Daniel: HOW?!
Person: you just said you wanted to see my feet…
Daniel: NO I DIDN’T!
Person: *starts running*
Daniel: *licks his own feet while sobbing*
by PissTruck October 27, 2022
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