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jacob wood

Fluffy funny fucker lmao i love you brother form JL
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Jacob wood is fluffy
by Jack smith6273 November 7, 2019
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wood

nice wood
by cockandballtortureman November 10, 2019
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pathless wood

It's a forest that has no paths.
Life is a pathless wood
by Halal_ink November 14, 2019
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Black Wood

A small town Full of Criminals ,Drug Dealers And my kind of people they always pick fights and has a wawa in it
I love black wood it’s my kinda of town
by Big Daddy138 November 18, 2019
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Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019
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ben woods

Full time dwarf generally under 5ft and is crusty
by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019
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cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.
"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
by freakynasty April 21, 2019
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