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If you are friends with or dating someone named Hannah, she is probably the best person in the whole world. She is the epitome of class, grace, and beauty. She is also very sexy but can be clinically insane sometimes. LOL. anyways, she has the best laugh ever, to some it may sound like a witch. she may always have a broken tooth because she ran into a pole as a kid. overall, she is the queen!!!!!
Damn! She's so Hannah!

Is the house haunted? No, that's Hannah laughing.
by fatandsassy69 December 6, 2024
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The most wonderful girl in the world at giving head xxxxx
Woah! Hannah is so good at giving head! I wanna do butt stuff with her also…
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Very kind and loving. Super intelligent and an amazing friend to have. She can be over dramatic but that's just her sensitivty shinning through. She'll you out during touff times and give you check ups on your fellings. She is a nice bottom and hair. Don't cross her or else it could end deadly for you. She likes her starbucks, family, her dog, but overall her pet rock. You'll one day see her in a magazine and think "damn" wish I could have tapped that. Before you know it she'll slip out of your graps and you'll loose her foever. So if you get to meet a women like this don't let her go.
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Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannys hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.

Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it.
Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
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Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannys hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.

Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it. Lastly, remember that Hannys are incredibly loyal and grow emotionally attached to the people around them.
Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
by HannahChristine0506 November 22, 2021
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She got the phattest ass ever. She bigger but that’s ok cos she also thiccer. I know a Hannah she’s the funniest girl you’ll ever meet. If you argue with her it’s over but she’s also the best person for advice in an argument non involving her. She a little bit mentally ill and uses humour and fat jokes to cope with her shi. She grew up ugly asf but ended up lookin fineeeee. Never stops talking but also great at listening.
Person 1 - “I don’t get why everyone likes Hannah”

Person 2- “She’s just a likeable person and funny asf! I don’t get why you don’t”

Person 1- “True I’m obviously just jealous”
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