Willy

A person who is short and sexy

That willy is looking good.

by peep123456789 June 3, 2018

Silly Willy

Lighter pseudo insult towards someone doing something stupid or nonsensical
Whatever your perverted mind can conjure up with the wet willy dry willy ear inserters.

Oh no you don't put it in there you silly willy!
Imma give you a silly willy babe

by Mr. fuck get me out of here June 7, 2018

parisian willy

Getting so drunk that you shit your pants and wake up in a coffee shop.

How was last night ?

Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.

by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018

Wet Willie

So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.

My boyfriend gave a me a wet willie last night

by Rosemary_2004 January 11, 2020

Willy Barbour

he's the sort of guy who likes lesbians, despite being a dude and he also loves his rowing/biology teachers.
big hairdressing enthusiast.

person1:Willy barbour got 100% in early morning rowing
person 2:what a bender

by ComradeClark January 23, 2020

willy nits

Another name for the STD ‘Crabs’

Before we start I must notify you I have willy nits.

by Dyson Cordless Hoover January 26, 2020

DON WILLY

Considered by many as the " Manitowoc Miracle Man". A Legend among Men. A man with a Rocket of an arm strapped with a massive Wrench while he has a Guile Grin on his face. A man that will Lambeau Leap his way to become DonnySmokes.

Hey Tiffany "Why are you walking so funny?" .... I went home with Don Willy last night

by Don Willy Fan Club February 7, 2020