V-tip

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Looks like you're all out of tampons... Need me to run to the store for some new "V-tips" for your "Elephant Ears"?

by jefbenne May 30, 2018

:v

Thing that spanish people uses when dont understand a shit.

Man: Hey perro khe bergas haces.
Me: khe :v

by 🤔 May 10, 2018

V-Mac

White Boy Reincarnation of T-Mac, the legend that still plays 2k14 cuz T-Mac is available in free agency, the show stopper, hot sauce tosser, swiss cheese squeeze breeze freeze smoove move V-Mac will prove showmen.
The Stallion among the 4 Horsemen.
The Million in the Dolar Man.

The C-Quel to Fallout.
The Pre-Quel to Borat.

Can't stand a chance against V-Mac. That boi going to do sweep you like dust from a Rule Book. He's got that Ref RNA in him.

by 2k14 T-Mac May 15, 2018

V - Necking

Similar to rubber necking. Walking into a room in the middle of someone else's meeting. Often in the hope of building dossier of gossip or look down a woman's v-neck jumper.

Did you see that filthy perve of a HR manager v - necking Jill's cleavage?

by Vongles December 14, 2017

Daniel v

best person youll Ever meet. Period¡

Yo Daniel v whats up fam¡

by 1 of the 7B people on earth December 29, 2017

V's Law

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but only for the entity known as V.

Cell phone ran out of battery during an important meeting, slipped on the carpet in the office, baggage lost in airport, and every app you use crashes? That's V's law for you.

by nnneeee January 24, 2020

V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).

1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!

by danasp_42 February 3, 2020