Uncle Stinky

That one uncle that has a constant oder of weed. Considered funny to kids and himself. But most jokes would not be considered PC.but that doesn't matter to an Uncle Stinky

We are going to see uncle Stinky today.

by ThatFatPOS February 18, 2020

Kush Uncle

Your uncle that always sits in the car smoking the good kush.

bruh my kush uncle left his kush in his room. We cheifin' now bois

by BigDickJoeBro February 20, 2020

Kush Uncle

Your uncle that sits in the car smoking the good kush

bro my kush uncle gave me some of his kush. We cheifin' now bois

by BigDickJoeBro February 20, 2020

Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.

Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.

by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 27, 2020

Uncle

Your parents brother whos job it is to constantly sexually harass you and rub you.

Look Jim there is an uncle over there. Let's hope he doesn't hurt you like last time he was horny

by Oaky dokey March 20, 2020

Uncle

Uncle 1. A sexy mature man that all the females want to invite into their bedroom and do naughty things to.

Example - Heads up girl, Uncle Alert ! The things I'd do him.

by Eightiesgirl May 12, 2020

Uncle Frank

Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.

I love my Uncle Frank very much.

by Terminated Wumbo July 12, 2020