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The Texas Oil Ridge

Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.
I went over to Donna’s house this morning and gave her the Texas oil ridge! I struck black gold!
by Butter Sue July 19, 2019
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Texas 3 way

When people engage in a threesome and one wears a cowboy hat, one of them wears cowboy boots and the 3rd one is riding a pony.
Joe - Dude we got wasted last night and 1 had a Texas 3 way with Brandy and Linds
Steve - giddeyup cowboy!
by Elegantredneck April 24, 2019
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Walker the Texas Ranger

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”
My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”
by BigDSwingin970 March 30, 2019
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Texas Slip-and-Slide

lets go make a texas slip-and-slide over at cooter's house yeehaw!
by dongkeykong August 4, 2019
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Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley
Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory
by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019
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texas hot clap

A specific sex move originating from a deleted scene involving Ryan Reynolds. The "Texas Hot Clap" is a maneuver in which one spanks the other's ass with a warm iron. Slathering substances on the iron prior to performing the clap has added significant sexual tension.
Anna: My signature sex move is the texas hot clap!
Sam: I'm filing for divorce.
by N0tL4me June 9, 2018
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texas gas mask

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.
Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!
by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017
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