dry mare

Noun. The opposite of a wet dream.

1. He took his shirt off and I had a dry mare. 2. Your detailed story of walking in on your grandparents has given me a dry mare.

by Heiney11 October 16, 2012

dry mouth desert

Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.

Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...

Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.

Friend 1: What about Instagram?

Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.

by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012

DCO - Dry Clean Only

A super high-maintenance person.

She is so DCO - Dry Clean Only - it takes her 2 hours to get ready, can't actually walk anywhere in her heels, super picky about restaurants, bars, clubs...

by jessica49 September 4, 2012

Dry Lemon

When a man ejaculates so much during a single day that it becomes either painful or impossible to ejaculate again.

Craig: Bro! did you pull out when you banged her?

John:No I couldn't cum! She was the fourth one that day! I was such a dry lemon!

by FWEBJW July 20, 2013

Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"

by Salmonator September 3, 2013

dry dinner

An incredibly sexy person, who has a face that just turns you on for no reason. You feel the need to kiss them but your not quite sure why.

"See her, she looks like a right dry dinner

by Blackblindsman October 1, 2013

Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.

Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.

by Nineinchnails90 December 1, 2011