Chinese Maxxing

Being extremely Chinese with you ways. Low stress, low cortisol level activities such as gambling (baccarat), drinking beers and smoking cigs with friends talking about nothing, or just low squat cig smoking in front of a business. Must be very chill vibes

Me and John are going to be Chinese maxxing at the baccarat table tonight, then go to karaoke and eat some food.

by gottabesuperchill February 2, 2026

Chinese military dance

It is a dance that is preformed by Chinese soldiers

It probably has some sentimental significance but most westerners know it from the first part of the dance where this guy sticks his leg up completely vertically, sick as fuck and only some people can do it

Person 1: I just tried to do the Chinese military dance trend
Person 2: cool, how did it go?
Person 1: couldn’t get close and I fell over crazy how the guy in the video can do it perfectly normal

by WhotTookTheNameE2? February 7, 2026

Chinese lane change

When a driver turns on their blinker in one direction, then immediately changes lanes in the opposite direction.

I had to slam on the brakes because the car in front of me pulled a Chinese lane change.

by philfodih February 8, 2026

Chinese teacher

1 Often a woman or man who lets you off even if you forget to bring things or doesn't listen on lessons. 2 But their lessons are extremely boring and they are often communists and loves China.

1
Student A: Phew that Chinese teacher let me off fucking hell, man.
Student B: The fuuckkk?? The Spanish teacher just gave me a H- for breathing! I didnt even know that was possible!!!
2
Chinese teacher: China is a good country blah blah blah
5 hours later...
Chinese teacher: Plays Chinese national anthem

by Dabookwyrm February 17, 2026