The matt effect

When you feel horny all day after messaging matt the night before.

Her: I've been horny all day
Matt: that'll be the matt effect

by Pappa_mike September 24, 2025

matt chains

matt chains is the fucking best. the most creative, wonderful, beautiful, unique, inspiring, intelligent, awesome, swagalicous person ever

i was just talking to matt chains and i almost fainted because of how fucking beautiful he is

by matt_chainzz October 9, 2025

Matt Rose

The British guy who reads things

"I read this in Matt Rose's voice"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

Matt G Syndrome

A rare and uncurable condition where one has a hot mom and a sister that is equally if not hotter than their mom, this person's friends also make endless jokes about the attractiveness of his mother and sister, while they themselves have a fluffy edger, and got pants-ed at a five below.

Person 1: " Yo bro why you so down on yourself lately"
Person2: "Idk bro I guess its cuz I just got diagnosed with Matt G Syndrome"
Person 1: "Ohh shit, I'm feel bad for your bro"
Person 2: "Thanks man"
Person 1: "One more thing tho"
Person 2: "What"
Person 1: "Your mom and sister are bad as shit"
Person 2: "Alright, fuck you"

by UrbanOffroading December 13, 2025

Matt Rose

The Youtuber I hear in my head every time I read something mildly interesting and/or weird or see a SKULL EMOJI or a keyboard smash

redditor:haiamfbifihjajksk 😭💀💀💀
Matt Rose: haiamfbifihjajksk loudly crying face emoji skull emoji skull emoji skull emoojiiiii

by FishlessCod December 17, 2025

Matt

Matt, you are stinky and funny and you are super duper cute and you are nice and you remind me of a monkey.🐒

Matt is a monkey

by johndoe23789 February 6, 2025

matt king

a stinky specky obese lump of a boy who has no provisional no nat 5s and just loves big hairy veniny testicals down his throat by a discord mod hes looked the same since s1 tiktok fluffy hair

your built like matt king

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025