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how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 11, 2023
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How's Your Prime Minister

The act of a UK prostitute coming up to someone with male genitalia and fondling the penis and balls. This phrase can be also be used as a joke when touching the underside of something.
Hank: Dude, I met a prostitute in London last week.
Alistair: Oh yeah? Did she give you a How's Your Prime Minister?
Hank: Yeah she did. Had one hell of a grip too for a girl.
Alistair: Maybe you should have given "her" a How's Your Prime Minister back.
by hoehusher September 26, 2023
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How many Cash Cups has brennenboi won?

brennenboi "claims" he has won 59 total Cash Cups.
How many Cash Cups has brennenboi won? brennenboi has won a total of 59 Cash Cups
by BrennenDaMan59 July 2, 2023
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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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Hows it feel to be a little bitch

Hows it feel to be a little bitch? What did you say? I said you’re my favorite person in the world.
by OnyxRosee July 19, 2023
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How does the knight move?

The question that has questionned the chess world, asked by Andrea Botez to Magnus Carlsen in the FIDE world championship 2021.
Andrea Botez: I've been dying to ask you, how does the knight move?
Magnus Carlsen: *laughs* That's a good question, it generally moves like an L and sometimes in blitz games it can be very unpredictable.
Andrea Botez: Thank you Magnus only you can answer my question.
by ILikeChess July 21, 2023
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How to be a liberal 101

Just call things dumb or insane or unhinged. It's easy. You can do it to ANYTHING. ABOUT anything. Seriously. Go on YouTube right now. FIND a conservative video. And then google a historical precedent that contradicts the information in the video. Record yourself watching the video after you've done this. Every 30 seconds call the guy making the video unhinged or dumb or insane and throw in the previously stated historical contradiction and BOOM! You're Hasan... Or Destiny.... It's free money. You get enough viewer and you will start to get invited to shit like Pearl or Andrew (Who is one of my finest students btw) or Destiny again.
Hym "Thank you for joining my class: 'How to be a liberal 101.' It works the same way with conservatives except you also get to throw in the BIBLICAL precedent everyone once and a while. And Lauren is hot. Would breed, 100%. OH! THAT'S WHO JOAN LOOKS LIKE! IT'S JOAN! SO fucking hot!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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