Fuck Puck

A person you see as ready and willing to engage in a sexcapade.

Anyone you see who instantly arouses your sexual interest and/or desire.

A person you randomly meet who you wish to have a one-night stand with.

This guy I work with sees all female customers as a fuck puck

by bludiamondgirl April 30, 2009

Fuck Crunchies

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.

My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.

by Shel_TR February 6, 2009

Ink fucked

When you have totally fucked up your body practicing how to do tattoos

He is ink fucked and still can't do a tattoo.

by Tazzin June 25, 2016

game as fuck

Meaning you are willing to do anything.

I'd shag you because I'm game as fuck!

by I have a boner December 20, 2015

Tucked the fuck in

When someone doesn't just lose at a game, but rather they get completely devastated and destroyed by the opposition.

"Damn, they didn't just lose the match... They got Tucked the fuck in!"

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

fucking ancient

something that is "fucking ancient" is something insanely cool.

Wow! Look at that girl's outfit. That's so fucking ancient.

by fucking ancient June 12, 2020

Zero Fucks

To explain a situation where you are absolutely exhausted, and don't give a fuck about it no more. You're done and through with it.

"Don't talk to me, I give zero fucks about coronavirus/covid-19"
"2020 such a shitshow, zero fucks"
"Don't tell me how you're always right in everything and I'm to blame, because I give zero fucks about you and what you say/think about me, you harassing asshat"
" Zero Fucks = The midnight sky is the road I'm takin', Head high up in the clouds"
"I'm done caring about a bunch of grown ass clown babies, giving zero fucks"
"If giving you my total two pennies doesn't satisfy you, then gtfo"
"You deserved zero fucks to begin with"

by TheRealest2828 September 2, 2020