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Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019
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5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”
A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.
by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020
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Foote

by Daddy529 December 20, 2020
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Foot Pencil

The act of licking a pencil than putting the pencil through each one of your toes individually and having a koala sniffing the eraser
“Yo get the koala we got to do some foot pencil
by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty December 23, 2020
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Foot Fairy

A type of Fairy that hangs around your feet.

They may try to Tickle! your feet. And are very mischevious.
They tend to be common
" I spotted a Foot Fairy at my feet the other day!"
by A Charlotte November 10, 2020
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a foot

person:what a foot
person 2: y e s
by no_uqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm November 13, 2020
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Foot humper

A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
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